Big D:
"Is the battery for the camera charged?"
Me:
"I don't know, but the charger is on the shelf thing in the dining room."
(You know where this is going don't you)
About 3 hours later
Big D:
"Where is the charger to the camera?"
Me:
"You obviously didn't listen to me earlier when I told you."
Big D:
"I listen to everything you say."
(Nice save but it's a bald face lie.)
Me:
"Well if you listen to everthing I say then you would know where the charger is."
Dig D:
"Well.....I didn't actually listen to everything. I stopped after about the first three words."
So there you have it. That is how men are like dogs. Up to three word sentences is all their brains can handle.
Come
Sit
Stay
Roll Over
Beg
Down boy
So with all the love in my voice that I could muster as Big D left for North Dakota yesterday morning at 4:30 am was.....
"Seat belt"

5 comments:
Ha ha!! Thanks for this bit of humor today, I needed it :)
funniest thing I've read all day
( : Thanks for the laugh- you speak truth.
When they ask . . . "Is the battery charged," doesn't it translate to "charge the battery?" lol!!!
So funny and so true! : )
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